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platefuls platelet platelets platen platens plates platform platformed platforming platforms plating platinum platitude platitudes platitudinous platonic platoon platooned platooning platoons plats platted platter platters platting platy platypus platypuses platys plaudit plaudits plausibility plausible plausibly play playability playable playact playacted playacting playacts playback playbacks playbill playbills playbook playbooks playboy playboys played player players playfellow playfellows playful playfully playfulness playgirl playgirls playgoer playgoers playground playgrounds playgroup playgroups playhouse playhouses playing playings playmate playmates playoff playoffs playpen playpens playroom playrooms plays playschool playschools plaything playthings playtime playwright playwrights plaza plazas plea plead pleaded pleader pleaders pleading pleadingly pleadings pleads pleas pleasant pleasanter pleasantest pleasantly pleasantness pleasantries pleasantry please pleased pleases 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plumb plumbago plumbed plumber plumbers plumbing plumbings plumbs plume plumed plumes plumier plumiest pluming plummet plummeted plummeting plummets plummy plump plumped plumper plumpest plumping plumply plumpness plumps plums plumy plunder plundered plunderer plunderers plundering plunders plunge plunged plunger plungers plunges plunging plunk plunked plunking plunks pluperfect pluperfects plural pluralism pluralist pluralistic pluralists pluralities plurality plurals plus pluses plush plusher plushest plushier plushiest plushly plushness plushy plussed plussing plutocracies plutocracy plutocrat plutocratic plutocrats plutonium pluvial plying plywood pneumatic pneumatically pneumatics pneumonia poach poached poacher poachers poaches poaching pock pocked pocket pocketbook pocketbooks pocketed pocketful pocketfuls pocketing pocketknife pocketknives pockets pocking pockmark pockmarked pockmarking pockmarks pocks pod podded podding podiatrist podiatrists podiatry podium podiums pods poem poems poesied poesies poesy poesying poet poetaster poetasters poetess poetesses poetic poetical poetically poetics poetry poets pogo pogrom pogromed pogroming pogroms poi poignancy poignant poignantly poikilothermic poinciana poincianas poinsettia poinsettias point pointblank pointed pointedly pointedness pointer pointers pointier pointiest pointillism pointillist pointillists pointing pointless pointlessly pointlessness points pointy poise poised poises poising poison poisoned poisoner poisoners poisoning poisonings poisonous poisonously poisons poke poked poker pokers pokes pokier pokiest poking poky pol polar polarities polarity polars pole poleaxe poleaxed poleaxes poleaxing polecat polecats poled polemic polemical polemically polemicist polemicists polemics poles polestar polestars poleward polewards police policed policeman policemen polices policewoman policewomen policies policing policy policyholder policyholders policymaker policymakers poling polio poliomyelitis polios 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polyhedrons polymath polymaths polymer polymerase polymerases polymeric polymers polymorphic polymorphism polymorphisms polymorphous polynomial polynomially polynomials polyp polypeptide polypeptides polyphonic polyphony polypropylene polyps polysaccharides polysemous polystyrene polysyllabic polysyllable polysyllables polytechnic polytechnics polytheism polytheist polytheistic polytheists polythene polytopes polyunsaturate polyunsaturated polyunsaturates polyurethane polyurethanes polyvinyl polyvinyls pomade pomaded pomades pomading pomander pomanders pomegranate pomegranates pommel pommels pommies pommy pomp pompadour pompadoured pompadours pompano pompanos pompom pompoms pompon pomposity pompous pompously pompousness poms ponce ponced ponces poncey poncho ponchos poncing poncy pond ponder pondered ponderer ponderers pondering ponderous ponderously ponderousness ponders ponds pone pones pong ponged pongee ponging pongs poniard poniards ponied ponies pontiff pontiffs pontifical pontifically pontificate pontificated pontificates pontificating pontification pontifications pontoon pontooned pontooning pontoons pony ponying ponytail ponytails pooch pooched pooches pooching poodle poodles pooed poof poofs poofter poofters pooh poohed poohing poohs pooing pool pooled pooling poolroom poolrooms pools poolside poolsides poop pooped pooping poops poor poorboy poorer poorest poorhouse poorhouses poorly poorness poos popcorn pope popes popgun popguns popinjay popinjays poplar poplars poplin popover popovers poppa poppadom poppadoms poppas popped popper poppers poppet poppets poppies popping poppy poppycock pops populace populaces popular popularity popularly populars populate populated populates populating population populations populism populist populists populous populousness porcelain porcelains porch porches porcine porcupine porcupines pore pored pores porgies porgy poring pork porker porkers porkier porkies porkiest porky porn porno pornographer pornographers pornographic pornographically pornography porosity porous porousness porphyritic porphyry porpoise porpoised porpoises porpoising porridge porringer porringers port portability portable portables portage portaged portages portaging portal portals portcullis portcullises ported portend portended portending portends portent portentous portentously portentousness portents porter porterage portered porterhouse porterhouses portering porters portfolio portfolios porthole portholes portico porticoes porting portion portioned portioning portions portlier portliest portliness portly portmanteau portmanteaus portrait portraitist portraitists portraits portraiture portray portrayal portrayals portrayed portraying portrays ports portulaca pose posed poser posers poses poseur poseurs posh poshed posher poshes poshest poshing posies posing posit posited positing position positionable positional positionally positioned positioning positions positive positively positiveness positiver positives positivest positivism positivist positivists positivity positron positrons posits poss posse posses possess possessed possesses possessing possession possessions possessive possessively possessiveness possessives possessor possessors possibilities possibility possible possibler possibles possiblest possibly possum possums post postage postal postbag postbags postbox postboxes postcard postcards postcode postcodes postconsonantal postdate postdated postdates postdating postdoc postdocs postdoctoral posted poster posterior posteriors posterity posters postfixes postgraduate postgraduates posthaste posthumous posthumously posthypnotic postie posties postilion postilions postindustrial posting postings postlude postludes postman postmark postmarked postmarking postmarks postmaster postmasters postmen postmenopausal postmeridian postmistress postmistresses postmodern postmodernism postmodernist postmodernists postmortem postmortems postnasal postnatal postoperative postpaid postpartum postpone postponed postponement postponements postpones postponing postprandial posts postscript postscripts postseason postseasons postulate postulated postulates postulating postulation postulations postural posture postured postures posturing posturings postwar postwoman postwomen posy pot potability potable potables potash potassium potato potatoes potbellied potbellies potbelly potboiler potboilers potency potent potentate potentates potential potentialities potentiality potentially potentials potentiometer potentiometers potently potful potfuls pothead potheads pother potherb potherbs pothered pothering pothers potholder potholders pothole potholed potholer potholers potholes potholing pothook pothooks potion potions potluck potlucks potpie potpies potpourri potpourris pots potsherd potsherds potshot potshots pottage potted potter pottered potteries pottering potters pottery pottier potties pottiest pottiness potting potty pouch pouched pouches pouching pouf pouffe pouffes poufs poulterer poulterers poultice poulticed poultices poulticing poultry pounce pounced pounces pouncing pound poundage pounded pounding poundings pounds pour pourable poured pouring pourings pours pout pouted pouter pouters pouting pouts poverty powder powdered powdering powders powdery power powerboat powerboats powered powerful powerfully powerfulness powerhouse powerhouses powering powerless powerlessly powerlessness powers powwow powwowed powwowing powwows pox poxed poxes poxing poxy ppm practicabilities practicability practicable practicably practical practicalities practicality practically practicals practicum practicums practitioner practitioners praetor praetorian praetors pragmatic pragmatical pragmatically pragmatics pragmatism pragmatist pragmatists prairie prairies praise praised praises praiseworthiness praiseworthy praising praline pralines pram prams prance pranced prancer prancers prances prancing prancingly prang pranged pranging prangs prank pranks prankster pranksters praseodymium prat prate prated prater praters prates pratfall pratfalls prating prats prattle prattled prattler prattlers prattles prattling prawn prawned prawning prawns pray prayed prayer prayerbook prayerful prayerfully prayers praying prays preach preached preacher preachers preaches preachier preachiest preaching preachings preachment preachy preadolescence preadolescences preallocate preamble preambled preambles preambling preamp preamplifier prearrange prearranged prearrangement prearranges prearranging preassigned prebendary precancel precanceled precanceling precancels precancerous precarious precariously precariousness precast precaution precautionary precautions precede preceded precedence precedences precedent precedents precedes preceding precept preceptor preceptors precepts precess precessed precessing precession precinct precincts preciosity precious preciously preciousness precipice precipices precipitant precipitants precipitate precipitated precipitately precipitates precipitating precipitation precipitations precipitous precipitously precise precisely preciseness preciser precises precisest precision precisions preclinical preclude precluded precludes precluding preclusion precocious precociously precociousness precocity precognition precognitions precognitive precolonial precomputed preconceive preconceived preconceives preconceiving preconception preconceptions precondition preconditioned preconditioning preconditions precook precooked precooking precooks precursor precursors precursory predate predated predates predating predation predations predator predators predatory predawn predawns predecease predeceased predeceases predeceasing predecessor predecessors predeclared predefine predefined predefining predesignate predesignated predesignates predesignating predestination predestine predestined predestines predestining predetermination predetermine predetermined predeterminer predeterminers predetermines predetermining predicable predicament predicaments predicate predicated predicates predicating predication predicative predicatively predict predictability predictable predictably predicted predicting prediction predictions predictive predictor predictors predicts predigest predigested predigesting predigests predilection predilections predispose predisposed predisposes predisposing predisposition predispositions predominance predominant predominantly predominate predominated predominately predominates predominating preemie preemies preeminence preeminent preeminently preempt preempted preempting preemption preemptive preempts preen preened preening preens preexist preexisted preexistence preexisting preexists pref prefab prefabbed prefabbing prefabricate prefabricated prefabricates prefabricating prefabrication prefabs preface prefaced prefaces prefacing prefatory prefect prefects prefecture prefectures prefer preferable preferably preference preferences preferential preferentially preferment preferred preferring prefers prefigure prefigured prefigures prefiguring prefix prefixed prefixes prefixing preform preformed preforming preforms pregame pregnancies pregnancy pregnant preheat preheated preheating preheats prehensile prehistoric prehistorical prehistorically prehistory prejudge prejudged prejudges prejudging prejudice prejudiced prejudices prejudicial prejudicing prekindergarten prekindergartens prelacy prelate prelates prelim preliminaries preliminarily preliminary prelims preliterate preliterates preloaded prelude preludes premarital premature prematurely prematureness prematurity premed premedical premeditate premeditated premeditates premeditating premeditation premeds premenstrual premier premiere premiered premieres premiering premiers premiership premierships premise premised premises premising premiss premium premiums premix premixed premixes premixing premolar premolars premonition premonitions premonitory prenatal prenatally prenuptial preoccupation preoccupations preoccupied preoccupies preoccupy preoccupying preoperative preordain preordained preordaining preordains prep prepackage prepackaged prepackages prepackaging prepacked prepaid preparation preparations preparative preparatory prepare prepared preparedness preparer preparers prepares preparing prepay prepaying prepayment prepayments prepays preplanned preponderance preponderances preponderant preponderantly preponderate preponderated preponderates preponderating preposition prepositional prepositionally prepositioned prepositioning prepositions prepossess prepossessed prepossesses prepossessing prepossession prepossessions preposterous preposterously prepped preppier preppies preppiest prepping preppy preprocessed preps prepubescence prepubescent prepubescents prepuce prepuces prequel prequels prerecord prerecorded prerecording prerecords preregister preregistered preregistering preregisters preregistration prerequisite prerequisites prerogative prerogatives pres presage presaged presages presaging presbyopia presbyter presbyteries presbyters presbytery preschool preschooler preschoolers preschools prescience prescient presciently prescribe prescribed prescribes prescribing prescript prescription prescriptions prescriptive prescriptively prescriptivism prescriptivist prescripts preseason preseasons preselect preselected preselects presence presences present presentable presentably presentation presentational presentations presented presenter presenters presentiment presentiments presenting presently presentment presentments presents preservable preservation preservationist preservationists preservative preservatives preserve preserved preserver preservers preserves preserving preses preset presets presetting preshrank preshrink preshrinking preshrinks preshrunk preside presided presidencies presidency president presidential presidents presides presidia presiding presidium presort presorted presorting presorts press pressed presser pressers presses pressie pressies pressing pressingly pressings pressman pressmen pressure pressured pressures pressuring prestidigitation prestidigitator prestidigitatorial prestige prestigious presto prestos presumable presumably presume presumed presumes presuming presumption presumptions presumptive presumptively presumptuous presumptuously presumptuousness presuppose presupposed presupposes presupposing presupposition presuppositions pretax preteen preteens pretend pretended pretender pretenders pretending pretends pretentious pretentiously pretentiousness preterit preterite preterits preterm preterms preternatural preternaturally pretest pretested pretesting pretests pretext pretexted pretexting pretexts pretreated pretreatment pretreatments pretrial pretrials prettied prettier pretties prettiest prettified prettifies prettify prettifying prettily prettiness pretty prettying pretzel pretzels prevail prevailed prevailing prevails prevalence prevalent prevalently prevalents prevaricate prevaricated prevaricates prevaricating prevarication prevarications prevaricator prevaricators prevent preventable preventative preventatives prevented preventing prevention preventions preventive preventives prevents preview previewed previewer previewers previewing previews previous previously prevision previsioned previsioning previsions prewar prey preyed preying preys prezzie prezzies priapic price priced priceless prices pricey pricier priciest pricing prick pricked pricker prickers pricking prickle prickled prickles pricklier prickliest prickliness prickling prickly pricks pride prided prideful pridefully prides priding pried prier priers pries priest priestess priestesses priesthood priesthoods priestlier priestliest priestliness priestly priests prig priggish priggishly priggishness prigs prim primacy primal primaries primarily primary primate primates prime primed primeness primer primers primes primeval priming primitive primitively primitiveness primitives primly primmer primmest primness primogenitor primogenitors primogeniture primordial primordially primordials primp primped primping primps primrose primrosed primroses primrosing primula primulas prince princedom princedoms princelier princeliest princeliness princely princes princess princesses principal principalities principality principally principals principle principled principles principling print printable printed printer printers printing printings printmaking printout printouts prints prion prions prior prioress prioresses priories priorities priority priors priory prism prismatic prisms prison prisoned prisoner prisoners prisoning prisons prissier prissies prissiest prissily prissiness prissy pristine prithee prithees privacy private privateer privateers privately privater privates privatest privation privations privet privets privier privies priviest privilege privileged privileges privileging privily privy prizefight prizefighter prizefighters prizefighting prizefights prizewinner prizewinners prizewinning proactive proactively prob probabilist probabilistic probabilistically probabilities probability probable probables probably probate probated probates probating probation probational probationaries probationary probationer probationers probative probe probed probes probing probings probity problem problematic problematical problematically problematics problems probosces proboscis proboscises procaine procedural procedurally procedure procedures proceed proceeded proceeding proceedings proceeds process processable processed processes processing procession processional processionals processioned processioning processions processor processors proclaim proclaimed proclaimers proclaiming proclaims proclamation proclamations proclivities proclivity proconsul proconsular proconsuls procrastinate procrastinated procrastinates procrastinating procrastination procrastinations procrastinator procrastinators procreate procreated procreates procreating procreation procreational procreative procreatory proctor proctored proctorial proctoring proctors procurable procurator procurators procure procured procurement procurements procurer procurers procures procuring prod prodded prodding prodigal prodigality prodigally prodigals prodigies prodigious prodigiously prodigy prods produce produced producer producers produces producible producing product production productions productive productively productiveness productivity products prof profanation profanations profane profaned profanely profaneness profanes profaning profanities profanity profess professed professedly professes professing profession professional professionalism professionally professionals professions professor professorial professorially professors professorship professorships proffer proffered proffering proffers proficiencies proficiency proficient proficiently proficients profile profiled profiles profiling profit profitability profitable profitably profited profiteer profiteered profiteering profiteers profiterole profiteroles profiting profitless profits profligacy profligate profligately profligates proforma proformas profound profounder profoundest profoundly profoundness profs profundities profundity profuse profusely profuseness profusion profusions progenitor progenitors progeny progesterone prognathous prognoses prognosis prognostic prognosticate prognosticated prognosticates prognosticating prognostication prognostications prognosticator prognosticators prognostics program programed programing programmable programmables programmatic programmed programmer programmers programming programmings programs progress progressed progresses progressing progression progressions progressive progressively progressiveness progressives prohibit prohibited prohibiting prohibition prohibitionist prohibitionists prohibitions prohibitive prohibitively prohibitory prohibits project projected projectile projectiles projecting projection projectionist projectionists projections projective projectively projector projectors projects prolapse prolapsed prolapses prolapsing prole proles proletarian proletarians proletariat proliferate proliferated proliferates proliferating proliferation prolific prolifically prolix prolixity prolixly prologue prologues prolong prolongation prolongations prolonged prolonging prolongs prom promenade promenaded promenader promenaders promenades promenading promethium prominence prominences prominent prominently promiscuity promiscuous promiscuously promise promised promises promising promisingly promissory promo promontories promontory promos promotable promote promoted promoter promoters promotes promoting promotion promotional promotions prompt prompted prompter prompters promptest prompting promptings promptitude promptly promptness prompts proms promulgate promulgated promulgates promulgating promulgation promulgations promulgator promulgators pron prone proneness prong pronged pronghorn pronghorns prongs pronominal pronoun pronounce pronounceable pronounced pronouncedly pronouncement pronouncements pronounces pronouncing pronouns pronto pronuclear pronunciation pronunciations proof proofed proofing proofread proofreader proofreaders proofreading proofreads proofs prop propaganda propagandist propagandists propagate propagated propagates propagating propagation propagator propagators propane propel propellant propellants propelled propeller propellers propelling propels propensities propensity proper properer properest properly propertied properties property prophecies prophecy prophesied prophesier prophesiers prophesies prophesy prophesying prophet prophetess prophetesses prophetic prophetical prophetically prophets prophylactic prophylactics prophylaxes prophylaxis propinquity propitiate propitiated propitiates propitiating propitiation propitiatory propitious propitiously proponent proponents proportion proportional proportionality proportionally proportionals proportionate proportionately proportioned proportioning proportions proposal proposals propose proposed proposer proposers proposes proposing proposition propositional propositioned propositioning propositions propound propounded propounding propounds propped propping proprietaries proprietary proprieties proprietor proprietorial proprietorially proprietors proprietorship proprietress proprietresses propriety proprioceptive props propulsion propulsive propylene prorate prorated prorates prorating prorogation prorogue prorogued prorogues proroguing pros prosaic prosaically proscenium prosceniums prosciutto proscribe proscribed proscribes proscribing proscription proscriptions proscriptive prose prosecutable prosecute prosecuted prosecutes prosecuting prosecution prosecutions prosecutor prosecutors prosed proselyte proselyted proselytes proselyting proselytism proses prosier prosiest prosing prosodic prosodies prosody prospect prospected prospecting prospective prospectively prospectives prospector prospectors prospects prospectus prospectuses prosper prospered prospering prosperity prosperous prosperously prospers prostate prostates prostheses prosthesis prosthetic prosthetics prostitute prostituted prostitutes prostituting prostitution prostrate prostrated prostrates prostrating prostration prostrations prosy protactinium protagonist protagonists protean proteans protease protect protected protecting protection protectionism protectionist protectionists protections protective protectively protectiveness protectives protector protectorate protectorates protectors protects protein proteins protest protestant protestantism protestants protestation protestations protested protester protesters protesting protests protists protocol protocols proton protons protoplasm protoplasmic prototype prototyped prototypes prototypical prototyping protozoa protozoan protozoans protozoic protozoon protract protracted protracting protraction protractor protractors protracts protrude protruded protrudes protruding protrusile 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'Point Nemo' by CJ Laity is a sharp and funny satire of the insanity that passes for contemporary
American political and media sensibility in all of its collapsing imperial goodness. A great beach read . . .


--Larry Winfield, author of Banjo Strings



Joseph Engel is convicted of treason and strapped to a gurney in the Terre Haute federal death chamber. When the warden asks him if he has any last words, Joe begins talking non-stop, telling the strange tale of how he ended up there, challenging the warden to quote him a law that puts a time limit on a prisoner's final statement. What happens when a populated island called the Sovereign Nation of Aurora is discovered at Point Nemo, the point in the ocean farthest away from any land? What happens when the king of the island, a dreadlocked man named Harmon, hacks into the entire American communications infrastructure with a video stream offering a trade proposal? What happens when an America controlled by an insane government plots to invade the island and turn it into a military base? What happens when a senator's cook named Joe unwittingly finds himself the American Ambassador to the island? Joe is going to tell you what happens, as he stalls his execution as long as possible. Can Joe talk his way out of the death chamber? .

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* KING HARMON *

18:00 in the death chamber.

On a rainy Saturday, July first, the curtain was pulled away and I could see the shapes of the witnesses behind the tinted window of the asparagus colored death chamber in Terre Haute. I reclined on a black gurney, strapped in, covered to my neck by a light gray sheet under which a heart monitor was connected to my chest, the IV waiting to carry the deadly three-drug combination into my bloodstream inserted into my leg. Warden Harvey Pickett stood at attention at my side facing the window and U.S. Marshal Andrew Freeman stood near a bright red phone that was on a metal tray next to a door. There was a white analog clock on the wall in front of me and a closed-circuit video camera watching me from the ceiling.

“Do you have any last words,” the warden hailed without facing me.

“I certainly do,” I said, my eyes desperately scanning the room. “I wish to make a final statement. First, I would like to say that if the Chinese had granted me asylum six and a half years ago, I wouldn’t be in the fix I’m in. I was picked up by a Ching Chiang class patrol ship, you know, after the helicopter that took me off the island crashed in the South Pacific. I was held in a brig with a Chinese prisoner who had brown birthmarks on his cheeks and who had an ear bigger than the other. He lay on a cot, his hands chained to the wall, and I sat on another cot across from him, my body free of restraints. I asked him if he knew what had started the international crisis and he merely smiled a mouthful of gray teeth at me. Amazed that he had been kept so ignorant, I began to tell him how it all began.

“‘The Sovereign Nation of Aurora sat in the middle of the South Pacific Ocean for weeks,’ I told him, ‘unnoticed by the other seven billion people of the world, while Murray Goldberger, the student from the University of Pennsylvania who discovered the island while studying cloud patterns, wrote a career making article that he easily got published in a leading scientific journal. That article was then republished in National Geographic, but still, nobody paid it any mind. It wasn’t until bold headlines at the supermarket checkout lines shouted “Prehistoric Island Surfaces” and “Atlantis Appears In South Pacific!” that I paid attention, and even then it was just for a laugh while waiting for the new kid to figure out how to properly scan a barcode. Of course, I assumed, the headlines were a joke. The buzz eventually moved from the tabloids to National Public Radio talk shows that featured experts debating the existence of “Point Nemo Island.” The loud and obnoxious cable news anchors weighed in next. They had photos taken by NASA satellites that seemed to prove that there was indeed an up until that point undiscovered island somewhere near the oceanic pole of inaccessibility, previously considered to be the point in the ocean farthest away from any land.’

“The Chinese prisoner’s glassy eyes blankly stared at me.

“‘Things in the world started to get hairy,’ I continued, ‘when Robert Rush, host of the cable show Oh Really! theorized that the mysterious Point Nemo land mass may not be an island at all, but maybe it was some type of giant warship, because its coordinates radically changed with each satellite photo taken of it. When Robert Rush’s touch of fear was added to the equation, everyone perked up and attached the letters WTF to a link on their Facebook pages.

“‘Scientists attempted to calm the American people. They enlarged a satellite image and showed us a forest and a massive mountaintop peeking up through the fog. They argued that the land mass could not have been manmade because it was about the size of Tokyo. They also debated Mr. Goldberger’s theory that it recently formed by means of a volcanic eruption, arguing that there were all sorts of foliage growing on the island and certain shadows in the photos, they said, suggested that wildlife existed there. What they couldn’t explain was why the island seemed to shift in location, and so far, despite the photos of bits and pieces of it appearing through the fog, nobody had actually set foot on it. So the wild theories persisted.’”

Warden Pickett grunted and his eyes rolled briefly toward me.

“‘The fog closed in around the land mass one day and no one could find it anymore, so stories ran about the elaborate hoax that was Point Nemo Island, and poor Murray Goldberger was about to kiss his fame goodbye; until, three weeks later, the fog dissipated completely and there it was, at a new set of coordinates, shaped like a 40 mile long banjo, with a thirty mile peninsula leading into a pyramid-shaped mountain of lush vegetation circled by sand. There wasn’t a newspaper in the states that didn’t have an image of the land mass taken from outer space on its front page,’ I told the Chinese prisoner, pretending to hold a newspaper in front of my face.

“‘The cable news anchors shouted at each other about whether the island should be preserved or turned into a military base. America became divided on this point and hysteria about the subject became contagious.’ The Chinese prisoner coughed. ‘People insulted each other on internet comment boards, calling each other “fascist right wing neocons” and “lefty liberal moonbats.” Somebody in Holly Pond, Alabama plucked someone’s eye out with a spoon in a diner as the two of them argued about the island and the incident made national headlines. The hysteria was isolated though, as no other country besides America had yet been able to confirm the existence of the island. Foreign news sources were giving it little attention, some even shrugging it off as yet another invention of the American government to justify a military invasion of some sort.

“‘President Nolin,’ I said, ‘you know, President Nolin?’ The Chinese prisoner smiled and shrugged his shoulders. ‘She addressed the nation during a live broadcast to assure us that an expedition of our top intellectuals led by the United States Military would soon be under way and that by the end of the week, America will have had set foot on Point Nemo Island. “There’s no telling’ what we’ll find but I’m bettin’ on a bunch of trees and not much else,” Nolin said. “This thing must-a been there all along. It seems impossible that with all our technoligy nobody noticed it before but that's just what musta happened. It’s a ginormous ocean you know.” President Nolin then went on for some time about how she planned to hunt down and kill terrorists wherever they hid and then she said a prayer and her little show was over.’”

The warden shifted his weight and grumbled, “If you’re holding out for a last minute stay, you should know that the judge who signed your death warrant has passed, so you’re only stalling the inevitable.”

“Warden,” I said, “what state was I convicted in?”

“You were convicted in Utah,” the warden answered with a slight sneer.

“Isn’t it true that, even though we’re in Indiana, pursuant to eighteen United States Code three five nine six, the method of execution to be used on federal prisoners is that of the state in which the conviction took place?”

“That is the law,” the warden barked.

“And isn’t it true that the ‘method of execution’ applies not only to the means, lethal injection, but to the method in which that means is carried out?”

“We have gone through painstaking efforts to proceed under the laws of Utah,” the warden assured me.

“Isn't it common practice in Utah to allow a capital offender the chance to say his peace before his execution?”

“It is.”

“What part of Utah’s code of criminal procedure puts a time limit on a prisoner’s last words?”

“What’s the law on that?” the warden huffed.

“I’m not sure,” said the marshal.

“Until you quote the law that stops me, I plan to proceed.

“‘Something extraordinary happened next,’ I told the Chinese prisoner,” I said as the warden turned and gawked at me. “‘Immediately following President Nolin’s speech, every television transmission and every internet connection in America was taken over by a broadcast of a speech from a happy looking brown man with dreadlocks, big white teeth and bloodshot eyes. He sat on a park bench over a bed of sand in front of a wall of multicolored rock, wearing a wrinkled and weathered shirt with palm trees printed on it. He blinked a lot and flung his locks out of his eyes with the back of his hand as he spoke. His speech appeared on every laptop in every internet café, on the big screen in Times Square, on fifty-seven different televisions at the local electronics store, even for those with digital converter boxes and rabbit ear antennas. His speech trumped all radio broadcasts and if you were on your cell phone during those few minutes, he spoke into your ear.’

“The Chinese prisoner seemed to be dozing off so I spoke up. ‘“People of America,” the happy man said, shaking his head and waving at us. “Please let me introduce myself. I am King Harmon of the Sovereign Nation of Aurora. For many centuries, the Nation of Aurora has existed in secrecy, independent of the rest of the world, because ours is a land of abundance and to be honest about it,” he winked an eye and a gold tooth glimmered from somewhere deep in his mouth, “there hasn’t been much you could offer us. We’ve always been a happy and peaceful nation without a care. Sadly, the time has come that our resources have run low, so we can no longer remain invisible to the world. So here we are, America,” he announced with formality, “self-proclaimed land of plenty, we make ourselves known to you in order to peacefully trade with you.” King Harmon flipped his hair out of his eyes and inhaled and exhaled with a firm nod of his head. “You will find that our needs are small compared to the vast resources we can offer in return.”

“‘A slender, dark skinned woman with braided hair briefly entered the frame to wipe some sand off of the king’s cheek with a little brush. One of her breasts plopped out of her kimono and it dangled there for a second before she disappeared into the sideline. King Harmon cleared his throat loudly.

“‘“American people,” he proclaimed, “we show ourselves in peace, and we anticipate the arrival of the expedition that your, uh, president talks about. Please however,” he said with a shrug and a grimace, squinting his eyes as if reading a cue card, “I am obligated to inform you that approaching Aurora without permission is impossible. No foreign vessels are allowed access to the shores of Aurora. We ask that your expedition rendezvous with the Royal Auroran Forces, where we will graciously pick up your council of representatives for, shall we say, a preliminary diplomatic meeting of the minds. If you’re down with that, please announce your intentions on any source of communication. We have access to it all.”

“‘King Harmon cleared his throat again and he looked straight into the eyes of each and every American. “We look forward to meeting and negotiating with the American people. Thank you and we now, how do you say it, resume you to your regularly scheduled programming.”'"

“Are you finished?” the warden pressed.

I ignored the warden and continued talking. “‘That evening’s news was dominated by the FCC promising to track down whoever was responsible for hacking into America’s communication infrastructure,’ I said as the Chinese prisoner yawned. ‘Diplomats and scientists assured us there was no populated island in the Pacific pole of inaccessibility, that the broadcast was a hoax. Raving talking heads speculated that since the broadcast only appeared within the United States, that it was the work of a foreign terrorist entity. Images of Osama bin Laden carrying a machinegun were aired while the talking heads talked, even when they weren’t talking about Osama bin Laden.

“‘On the other hand,’ I said, reaching over and tapping the Chinese prisoner’s knee, ‘the footage of King Harmon went viral on YouTube. Someone doctored the pitch of King Harmon’s voice to make his words sound as if they were sung to the theme to Gilligan’s Island: “People of America, introduce myself. King Harmon of Aurora. For centuries Aurora has exi-isted. In seee-eee-crecy.” The video received over one million views during its first day. Within a few more days posters and stickers of a likeness of King Harmon that resembled in style the work of Andy Warhol appeared on light poles and on abandoned buildings. By the end of the week, a riverboat casino in Illinois launched an advertising campaign: “Come and see the Aurora that really exists!”

“‘Some weeks later, as the buzz was dying down, President Nolin decided it would be wise to send Damodar Bhatnagar, her Chief Science Advisor, to CNM to be interviewed about why Point Nemo Island could not be located by anything other than a satellite. Damodar’s face was like an infant child, bloated with a too tight shirt collar, with bushy brows over deeply set eyes that seemed not to really look at anything.

“‘“We aren’t dealing with anything very mysterious here,” Damodar assured the anchorwoman who wore thick makeup and long, stiff hair. “The weather in that part of the world is atrocious. And the discrepancies in the island’s actual location are caused by magnetic fluctuations caused by solar flares playing havoc with our satellites. Once these conditions rectify themselves, which they naturally will, America will be setting foot on Point Nemo and we will proudly plant our flag there.”

“‘The anchorwoman pursed her lips and held her hand up to her ear, listening to a device that was in it. “Am I hearing this correctly?” she asked. “Do we actually have King Harmon live on video?”

“‘“What is this?” Damodar protested as he found himself on a split screen to the left of King Harmon, who was wearing a spectacular tie die shirt and jewel studded sunglasses, standing in front of a line of palms trees that flapped with a breeze.

“‘“I beg to differ,” King Harmon protested. “The weather here is quite lovely as always, as you can see,” and King Harmon’s camera strayed for a moment to show two children, a boy and a girl, who were completely naked, happily throwing stones into the foamy ocean waves with a beautiful blue sky beyond them.’”

“I’m really not sure what the time limit is in Utah,” the marshal quacked.

“Could you please find out?” the warden yapped.

Marshal Freeman picked up the red telephone receiver and he whispered into it.

“‘The broadcast swung back to King Harmon,’ I told the Chinese prisoner, swinging my arms at him as the patrol ship rocked. “As for our location,” and the king made a silly face and pointed downward at a caption that read: “Forty-eight degrees, fifty-two minutes, thirty-two seconds south; one hundred twenty-three degrees, twenty-three minutes, thirty-three seconds west.”

"'“Those are the coordinates, dude. Get a map,” the king laughed, “and draw a line from Ducie Island to Easter Island to Maher Island and back to Ducie and then plant a dot at the center of that triangle and that’s where the Royal Auroran Forces will meet you.”'"

“Hold on a second,” the marshal said with his hand over the receiver.

“‘“Hold on one second!” Damodar butted in, but King Harmon would have none of it,’” I said loudly over the marshal. “‘The king raised his voice as he continued!

“‘“Simply let us know when you intend to rendezvous with us and we’ll pick up your council for a preliminary meeting of the minds.”

“‘“Sir,” Damodar shouted back, “are you aware of the trouble you’re in?”

“‘“Mr. Bhatnagar,” King Harmon calmly said. “I am King Harmon of the Sovereign Nation of Aurora. I merely wish to discuss the possibility of a trade agreement. What possible trouble could come out of that?”

“‘“Sir, you are a phony and a fake!” Damodar raged as he flustered about. “You are an opportunist, perhaps a very talented hacker but nothing more. You’ll find yourself behind bars soon enough!”

“‘“Calm down, man,” the king said, clenching his teeth, his flat nostrils vibrating. He let out a long sigh. “Sheesh. Okay. I get it.”'"

“Do we have to stand here and listen to this?” the warden complained.

“‘“I’m not going to participate in this!”’” Damodar cried.

“They’re going to get back to us,” the marshal urged, slamming the phone down with a "Bangbing!"

“‘“To your eyes, we weren’t here yesterday, but now we’re here today. It all must seem like magic. How can that be, you want to know.” While the king spoke, behind him a topless, dark skinned woman in a dazzling gold head wrap, wearing a skirt made out of strings of beads, picked fruit from a small tree, putting them into a bowl that she held snugly under her arm.

“‘“Oh for heaven’s sake!” Damodar cried,’ I said to the Chinese prisoner,” I told the witnesses behind the tinted window, jinxing the warden.

“‘“I can’t give you all the answers, lickety split, just like that, man. At least have the courtesy to meet me face to face. I’ll tell you what, come to the coordinates and then send out one of those drones that I keep hearing about,” King Harmon proposed with inspiration. “I’ll let it enter our airspace,” and he flew his right hand over his left hand making propeller sounds with his lips, “to perform one single flyover—”

“‘“Are you on drugs?!”

“The Chinese prisoner jolted as if he thought I was about to strike him.

“‘“—during which you can snap as many photos as you like to prove to yourselves that we are indeed a nation of peaceful people. And then,” the king nodded his head, his locks swinging, “get back to us about when we can meet to discuss trade negotiations. Peace brothers.” King Harmon stuck up his hand and gave the peace sign, but I swear I saw his eyes express a bit of disgust behind his sunglasses, before his side of the screen went blank.

“‘The ticker tape at the bottom of the screen reported “King Harmon Invites U.S. Drone To Fly Over Point Nemo.”

“‘“Will the U.S. Government accept the offer?” the anchorwoman enquired.

“‘“This was an ambush,” Damodar objected.

“‘“Mr. Bhatnagar, will the United States be sending a drone to inspect Point Nemo Island?”

“‘“That’s not up to me. But I will say this person you are dealing with is undoubtedly a cyber terrorist and the United States of America does not negotiate with terrorists. Judging by that broadcast, that you should be ashamed to have aired, we should all be disturbed by the images of those nude children. I’m very, very concerned for their safety. It’s our obligation as Americans to protect those children from this madman.”

“‘A few days later,’ I said, winking at the Chinese prisoner, ‘a slender white drone was launched from a navy vessel toward the coordinates. As it flew away into the horizon, it undoubtedly faded into a sudden fog beyond which were waves of red and green light. The navy lost track of the drone and I imagine there was a lot of frantic manipulation of instruments and panicky voices shouting, until the drone reappeared and landed safely upon the vessel without a hitch.

“‘The photos taken by the drone were promptly leaked. They showed small villages made up of huts and tents, with some frame houses and stone structures as well, unpaved roads occupied by ox drawn carriages ridden by men and boys in triangular straw hats, as well as a few rectangular, rusty sedans and flatbed trucks of no known make or model. The photos also showed farm after farm with vast, healthy crops growing. Some photos showed populations of barely dressed people performing activities of work and play. One photo showed women washing fabric in a creek, and another, a man waist deep in water casting a fishing pole into the ocean. Some of the people appeared to be waving up at the drone with huge smiles on their faces.

“‘Most of the photos were taken over the five mile wide rolling jungle that stretched thirty miles from south to north. At the northernmost part of that peninsula, the land rose until it hit a gigantic four sided mountain circled by white beaches, piers and various boats.

“‘The photos that were taken of the mountain itself were nothing short of breathtaking. Magnificent waterfalls sparkled among the thick forest of it and winding roads and trails scarred all sides of it. The photos suggested that the mountain communities revolved around individual tasks. In one photo dozens of people gathered around a tremendous psychedelic rug woven out of a long machine made out of wood. Another village seemed devoted to maintaining a giant contraption of tubes and flasks with fires of various sizes underneath it and stacks of wood barrels near the still. Yet another photo showed a valley that boasted an elaborate stage with colorfully dressed people dancing and leaping into the air on it, while a crowd of others gathered on a lawn in front of it to watch.’”

“You could see all of that from a photo,” murmured the warden.

“Actually, when you looked at the photos on the internet, you could zoom in even closer to see all sorts of wildlife—monkeys and lions and foxes among them—in the forest, yes, but mingling about the people as well, who seemed to pay them no mind. You could see flocks of birds flying over the trees and schools of fish in crystal clear ponds. You could zoom in to see bananas and mangos and coconuts growing in the trees.

“‘Toward the top of the mountain,’ I continued with the Chinese prisoner, ‘some igloos could be spotted. The people at the farthest reaches of the mountain were of a lighter complexion and were fully dressed, most wearing coats, bushy hats and gloves. One photo showed about thirty of these fully dressed individuals waiting in a single file line to enter a cave. And at the very top of the mountain, everything disappeared into a barren, rocky peak that seemed to be sprinkled with glitter.

“‘To anyone in America with a pulse, the island was now called Aurora.

“‘But that didn’t stop certain people from yakking.

“‘“I think what we’re dealing with is some type of cult,” one expert professed. “Perhaps this lunatic who calls himself a king is a tax-evading millionaire who’s running a slave trading ring.”

“‘“Quite clearly Point Nemo is not occupied by a technologically advanced people,” another expert testified. “To assume that these natives in their loincloths with their campfires hacked into the entire communication infrastructure of the United States of America is pure folly. What we’re dealing with is a foreign entity, using this discovery as a negotiating tool. Perhaps Iran and North Korea are behind this!”

“‘“This is the real world,” yet another expert insisted. “An island does not move from point to point and it does not disappear and reappear. This isn’t an episode of LOST. If we look beyond the smoke and mirrors the bottom line remains: something is out there. If we increase the amount of vessels in the expedition and use our Air Force to scour the area, we’ll eventually run into this thing. Just get it done already!”

“‘The Sovereign Nation of Aurora was not recognized by the United States of America, which continued to call it Point Nemo. A dozen ships were sent out to find it, but each no doubt found itself wandering around, lost in the wafts and swirls of colorful lights as the island’s coordinates kept changing, and the Air Force no doubt flew around in circles looking down at nothing but glowing white fog. For months the hunt was on, until the New Madrid fault line slipped, giving Chicago one hell of a jolt.’”

“I remember that!” a muffled voice shouted from behind the tinted window.

“‘Then came Bondo Ongimba, President of Gabon, standing on the shore with a big smile on his face as he shook King Harmon’s hand. America turned red,’ I said, giving the Chinese prisoner another slap on the knee, ‘not from partisanship but from embarrassment, when a small African state of rainforests set foot on the mysterious island before it could. What I hear was, CIA operatives in Gabon found out a deal had been struck between the Gabonese and the Aurorans. Aurora would be allowed to retrieve one hundred tons of aluminum ore in exchange for some type of undisclosed technology. As preposterous as it sounded, the powers that be nearly had a collective stroke, and the match was thrown into the gasoline when other nations around the globe began thawing to the idea of Aurora’s existence.’

“I reached forward to tap the Chinese prisoner’s knee and he kicked his foot at me, so I sat back and continued.





Dear Reader,

I hope you have enjoyed reading the first 4000 words of my 62,000 word fiction novel, Point Nemo. I'm currently offering a limited number of self-published "collector's" editions to those who are interested, while I search for a permanent publisher for the story. The collector's editions will be professionally printed on demand in the form of 160 page, 8.5 x 5.5 books with glossy covers. They will most certainly be rarities after the manuscript finds its permanent publishing house.

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Yours in Poetry and Fiction too,

CJ Laity


 
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